I suggest the Archers of Loaf's "Wrong" or the entirety of The Speed of Cattle.

Zapp's first, self-titled record still jams, light-up dancefloor style.

Conversely, "Siberian Khatru" by Yes will make your nipples tight, especially the opening riff.

And it doesn't get better than this picture of Yanni.

If there is a more radical hard rock album than Boris' Pink all year, I will be very surprised. It's not Sunn 0))) redux (which could be good or bad), but some masterful thrash and doomy metal. Reminds me of Minor Threat as dropouts huffing gas.

Are people really convinced by this Matisyahu character?

Does anyone want to start a band and only play "I Only Want You" by the Eagles of Death Metal? I'm singing.